How To....

.... Spend $150 on Visiting Teaching (Proven Method)

Step 1:  Schedule the Visiting Teaching Appointment

Step 2:  Proceed to pick up Visiting Teaching companion

Step 3:  Car dies while halfway in VT companion's driveway and halfway in the street.  (No power to car at all.

Step 4:  Ask VT companion's hubby to help with it.

Step 5:  VT Companion's hubby jumps it and moves it to halfway in the neighbors driveway and halfway in the street. 

Step 6:  Forget Visiting Teaching all together and have companion take you to Wal Mart to get a new battery for car (8:45 pm).

Step 7:  Buy $56 Battery.

Step 8:  Return home so VT Companion's hubby can replace car battery.

Step 9:  Find out that the car door is locked and won't open without power.

Step 10:  Call a locksmith.

Step 11:  Locksmith costs $94.99 to pop open the car (takes a whoppin' 5 minutes to do).

Step 12:  Roll eyes, pay locksmith, leave car, got home to sleep and deal with it tomorrow (midnight).

Trust me, it's a proven method.  I set out to do my Visiting Teaching and ended up paying $150.  The postive side of the whole ordeal:  I got to spend about 4 hours with my best friend!  :)  Life is crazy, but not to worry, so am I.  :)